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| BuckFifty: | Geier: | IllegalityGirl: |
| From the time he was 5, his
father knew that Billy would be taking on the trade of sword swallowing. |
On his back is the bumper
sticker "Robo-Cops Do It With Hydraulics". |
Sounds like a feminine
product. |
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| Ben_Reich: | Kit: | JD1036: |
| When Barney returned from
Mount Pilot his new law enforcement techniques perplexed and frightened most of Mayberry. |
Hi. Take me to your
microwave. |
"There's a funny story bhind
this quarter..I got up that day and I made myself a piece of toast..I set on 3, medium brown..hey girls, where you goin'?" |
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| Generik: | Geier: | BuckFifty: |
| She donated money to
Cedars-Sinai, and they're going to name part of the hospital after her... Yep, Picabo ICU. |
"Welcome to the neighborhood, and please accept this offering of raw, salted calve's liver as a token of respect and affection and allegiance to our dark lord." |
"Ya know Earl...I've never
told you this before, but dang you shore have a purdy mouth..." |
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| GumballHead: | Kit: | Geier: |
| Kissy Kissy Kissy! | Warning: Eminent Cleavage! | "An Oprah Winfrey-shaped
sepia stain inexplicably began spreading across the South-West today..." |