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| Quarks_Lady: | LiannaSky9: | Valshiro: |
Now that's drunk! He not only sees pink elephants, he sees pink EVERYTHING!!! |
"Man, these new smokable nicotine sticks really cut my craving for a cigarette!" |
"Official muffler fixers of the Green Bay Packers." |
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| Iria02: | Amon: | speebek: |
The danger of giving Steroids to children. |
"SOMEBODY SPOT ME!!!" |
Rated by Car and Driver as the sedan most likely to get stuck on a display rack |
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| Loodvig: | Eskimo_Spy: | ladyphase: |
"Son, the life of a toll booth operator is a lonely one..." |
I painted it to match the thing I got drunk on...Sloe Gin and Sour |
Saturn turns on its headlights as it prepares for heavy fog. |
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| NaCl_Peter: | Spacecat2: | devildoll: |
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"Yeah, Timmy. The Augusta National is quiet now, but in 2 days, every freak that ever swung a golf club will be here causing a drunken ruckus!" |
The problem with hiding your pornography in a safe is that it takes a long time to get at it when you really want to. |
The "Tickle Me Hobgoblin" dolls didn't really do all that well as a merchandising tie-in |