We're stopping the show for this announcement. There is some bad sasperilla going around. Repeat don't drink the sasperilla...

If Boss Hogg and Col. Sanders had a kid...

try again Stacy, I just don't buy you as "The Happy Hooker" yet, maybe if you stopped by my dressing room later, I could help you with it...

"I'll call this meeting to order as soon as I finish this dot-to-dot!"

"Good evening students. The guest for todays presentation on the Persian civilization will be the machine that goes..*ping!*"

"There's a giant Hershey Bar on the wall!"

Geez. Board meeting just ended and they're already going at it on the table!

L.L. Bean on Bunker Hill.

Yes this lamp on my right I shot while in Africa on safari

That's the BIGGEST Jack-in-the-Box I've ever seen!

...and the rest of Jerry O'Connell's family flocks to the "Sliders" auditions...

Sheesh! All this lining up in advance for the new Star Wars movie is getting out of hand!