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| anti_hero: | Lanzman: | rickubis: |
Mousetrap derby racing on TNN! |
" . . . damn cheap-ass Chernobyl mushrooms . . . " |
I think it's in here. Dammit. I hate it when my nose runs. It's a bitch to catch. |
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| Valvolene: | Sanagi: | thesilentchild: |
My quest is over! I have found the Golden Remote of Krull! |
Common side effects include nausea, vomiting, bloody urine, runny nose, cramps, and death. |
I'm lost. Could anyone tell me how to get to Semsame street? |
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| Action_Hero_Dan: | Sanagi: | nashtbrutusandshort: |
I think headquarters just gave us the big bird! |
Tonight on Caught on Video: Meddlesome temp workers at Gizmonics Institute. |
"You were way better than that cyborg from the future I did it with once. Honest." |
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| screaming_fist: | flavio: | Enapov: |
The world applauded when Kathy Lee reached escape velocity |
Hey Moon, bite my Florida! |
Ooops forgot to have Darth turn off that pesky death star again! |
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| Soozcat: | amycamus: | psychomorph: |
Ampersands! They slice, they dice, they make great julienne fries! |
o/~"We are the flat earth! We are the children! We are the ones who'll make a brighter day so let's start giving!" |
o/` Julie Julie Julie...do ya love me...Julie Julie Julie do ya care...? o/` |
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| Raven_Poe: | amycamus: | FlippySloth: |
Don't drink the punch, I think Jim Jones spiked it with something. |
"Thank you for using Microsoft/Time-Warner's/AOL/Chevron Internet Explorer 14.0. Please wait while we scan for a criminal record." |
And then the giant caterpillar from the planet Hironthorat came and destoyed all the innocent villagers until there was nothing left but a white background |
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| GameBoy: | UnReality: | IMissMST3K: |
Full contact nude body bingo, next on family game night..Just another great idea I had |
"I'm a leper, he's a leper--wouldn't you like to be a leper, too?" |
~Tiptoe, to the outhouse, forgot Immodium, now I can't hold it in, so run now, to the outhouse, with me~ |
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| FortHoward: | porpoise: | Enapov: |
have someone tie you up and toss you in a pulp vat for a couple days and see how you look |
o/~"A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course. The a-ma-zing- Mr.- Dead"~/o | Sir, your going to have to have a feeding tube stuffed up directly into your intestines...Your esphagus is clogged with turkey fat! |
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| Soozcat: | TheDiva: | saraphin: |
"Hi, I'm Bob Vila. This week on This Demonically Possessed House, choosing the right contractors, plumbers and exorcists." |
Hey, if he loses a few pounds he could get into modeling. |
"And now, we return you to our feature "Forrest Hump" already in progress..." |
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| Lanzman: | Lanzman: | CindyM: |
Irving found that being a parking valet was tough. Especially since he worked in a toll both on the interstate. |
" . . . and with just a few simple spices, your placenta can feed six people!" |
~/o "Now face North..." ~/o |