(y'know what's sad--all this forest is now a wal-mart!)
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| "Everything I know about mad science and tampering in God's domain, I learned at DeVry!" | "Well ma'am, I woulda operated on ya sooner, but I didn't have the 'patients'! HA-HAH!!! Gimme another shot o' that anesthetic, nurse..." | "In other news...an alien leech has entered my inner ear and is sucking out my pineal juice...now on to the lighter side of the news.." |
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Send complaints to... well, you know. | "Did you know Nostradamus predicted that the world would end in 3 waves? And the first was the cancellation of MST3K?" |
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| "Tell me sir, just what do you think TASTIEST part of the human body is? (an old widget joke!... R.I.P. buddy!! we miss ya!) | To Widget | Who knows, I think Widget is around here somewhere...kicking the screengrabber, knocking off Shatner's toupee with a "gust of wind", eating the last donut... |